Have you ever wondered?

Have you ever wondered....

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea it was to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

Why it is that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

These are my favorite(probably because I have done them so often!!)

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down , pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

I hope, like me, you are smiling because you have done a few of these yourself!!